Thursday, December 24, 2009

The More You Hear...

Earlier this week there was a news story about a Vermont church that was going to sell its most prized possession - a Tiffany stained glass window - so it could keep its homeless shelter open. Once the story was aired by ABC Evening news, contributions began to pour in to help. I don't know as of this writing if the goal of keeping the window and helping those in need was met, but it seemed the church was well on its way.

Tonight on the news was a story of a Wisconsin man whose wife was undergoing chemotherapy for ovarian cancer. He wasn't there to accompany and support her because he had lost his job and to continue insurance coverage, he joined the army... at age 39! I wonder how that story will play out. Once the public hears of something and there is publicity, often there is often an outcry and a favorable outcome. There are many such examples.

Finally, what we don't hear or see on the news is how many of our brave soldiers are being injured or killed in two wars somewhere else. It's not easy finding accurate numbers of those wounded or killed. During the Vietnam Conflict, there was a daily announcement of numbers with film at 11. There's been quite a blanket of silence these days, these months, these years about Iraq and Afghanistan. Every so often, there is an inspiring news story about a veteran who has overcome his (usually) adversity. He had been a strapping 6'4" 225 pounder who lost both legs and almost his life. The focus was on his turnaround. The story concludes: "'Whatever the Army decides I can do best, I will do it,' Karcher said. 'The moment they give me a job that I look at as charity, I'll walk away from it. As long as I'm still making a contribution, serving soldiers, I'll stick with it until I die.' For now, he looks forward to seeing the soldiers he commanded return from Iraq. Lt. Colonel Tim Karcher is determined to stand and greet them when they arrive." A truly touching story!

That last story is an example of making lemonade out of lemons. Tim Karcher is one of the inspiring success stories that make us all proud.

BUT, we need to hear more, much more about all the others. Maybe we should re-read and think about Wilfred Owen's poem "Dulce et Decorum Est...."

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.*

*It is sweet and honorable to die for one's country.

There may be "good" wars. These are not.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

More on Christmas!


Last night I went to my first-ever gospel concert. The featured main act was The Praise Brothers (http://www.americangospel.com/praisebrothers/index.asp). Opening the evening for them and joining in along the way was Brother Rick Clogston (http://www.blogger.com/profile/11221078603492597383).

The evening for me and the small group that attended was enchanting and truly delightful! I left impressed with the commitment and belief these musicians share as well as the basic message. As there was little for me to do but listen and enjoy the music, I did have lots of time to think and reflect on the words, something that is missing in too many people these days. In my last blog entry, I mused on the meaning of the Christmas season. After last night's concert, I'd like to go further.

The concert was presented by the Plymouth (NH) Lions Club and served a two-fold purpose. First was purely an evening of truly inspirational entertainment. Also, we wanted to introduce who the Lions are and what we do. We have been called "New Hampshire's best-kept secret. We quietly help others and don't toot our own horns, which is why not everyone has even heard of the Lions.

(Sudden switch of topic) When today's paper arrived, it was chock full of ads for Christmas gifts - one ad was kind enough to list the "must-have gifts" while most of the others touted the newest, hottest items - at least that's what the ads say, and people must feel better than others when they get the newest latests (I mean, isn't that why people will fight over items?). You often guess at something someone wants, and maybe they do. If not, you have at least fulfilled the gift-giving obligation, which is what the Christmas season is all about, right?

WRONG! Without wanting to insult anyone, there really are a lot of stupid toys and waste-of-money gifts, yet year after year people keep repeating the same behaviors. I would like to propose something new: how would you like to give someone the gift of sight? If you are reading this, you take your sight for granted. A gift to the Lions Club will buy someone an eye examination and a pair of glasses or help with the purchase of a hearing aid. Unlike most other charities, with the Lions, a full 100 percent of money raised from the public goes back to the public.

Give a gift this year that really matters and makes a difference. Consider supporting your local Lions Club or sending along a gift in someone's name to The Plymouth Lions Club, PO Box 1821, Plymouth NH 03264. Whatever you send is not something that will be used for a few minutes and then tossed aside. It will change someone's life.

Remember the true message of the season.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Merry Christmas to All!

It's almost that time again - the time to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Actually, maybe I should say, Merry Christmahanukwanzaakah" so I cover most bases and no one feels left out.

Regardless, I got thinking (as many others have) about what Christmas really means (or should mean). When I hear stories of people camping out all night in all kinds of weather to be among the first to get into a store to buy the newest, latest, hottest gifts, and people getting trampled and injured in the rush ("I want mine!"), it's a wonder so few see and understand what's really happening. So few people step back and ask what's really going on. As Trung Bui wrote online: "It's that time of year again. When the shopkeepers groan, the mom and dads moan, and the kids scream their little lungs out for you to comply with their demands. It's Christmas. The time of the year that has ranged in so many meanings that it seems like people just make their own stuff up as they go. Over the years, traditions included crying, yelling, apologizing, and probably falling over dead drunk after making a regrettable mistake with your friend's girlfriend." Woo-hoo!

Christmas is supposed to celebrate the birth of Christ. Trung Bui goes on to add: "For a holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus, people sure do show it in a rather strange way, what with the sales, the constant red and green shoved into my retinas, and about ten thousand shows dedicated to the events leading up to that single day that a baby who was the son of God was immaculately conceived by a lowly girl named Mary. OK...I guess I can get behind that, but what's the deal with the fat guy in the red suit with this list of EVERY single kid in the world? Also, can someone please explain to me why there's a rabbit hiding painted eggs when Jesus is resurrected?"

I used to feel a deep sense of inner peace as people walked around smiling, thoughtfully shopping, and saying a sincere hello to each other and quietly and sincerely wishing all they met a Merry Christmas. The buzz words used to be "Peace on Earth" and" Goodwill to Men" (meaning not just men but all people, of course). Now, everything's changed and I miss those old feelings about the way it was. People are stressed today and hurrying everywhere. Others have said it, and I say it here: Let's get back to understanding and acting appropriately about the real meaning of Christmas. If I can understand that, you should be able to as well.

And I'm not even a Christian.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

B.A.!

To me, it's "B.A." Those of you who were aficionados of "The A-Team" will understand the reference. B. A. Baracus was the character the kitten was named after; given the kitten's attitude, it was a good choice if I say so myself.

Unfortunately, my wife didn't quite see eye to eye with me and felt that "Barnabas" was a good choice (we both watched "Dark Shadows" earlier in our lives). As in any good relationship, we compromised - I mean, it's not like cats really know their names... although T. S Eliot might disagree. Anyhow, the compromise involved the name "Barnabas Atticus." The "Atticus," of course, was a tribute to perhaps the ultimate cinematic father-figure of all time - "Atticus Finch" from To Kill a Mockingbird (it also referred to the fact the kitten was found in the attic of our barn - gee, we're clever). That kept the B. A. You know, this is getting confusing. The final name we ended up with was "Barnabas."

It all should have ended there except for one small detail - Barnabas, it turns out, is a female. Surprise!
I suggested maybe "Barnabess," but that didn't carry the right sound.

As of today, it's still Barnabas (or "B. A.").

Just thought you'd like to know all that.

Now, tell me you still have trouble sleeping...

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Here's Looking at You, Kid...


It started last night. We had just left a play from my old high school, and I started to notice arcs of dark light in the corner of my vision when I shifted my eyes from side to side. Then this morning, I saw a couple of dark "floaters." They looked like small spiders hovering before me. I called my ophthalmologist's office to see if he has hours and if I should be looked at. He wasn't in, but he was set up for a few hours at the area Senior Center. I found him, he took a look, and told me to meet him at his office. He didn't have hours today, but I guess it was that important. He numbed my eye and took a look around inside. Turns out I am undergoing what's called a vitreous detachment, common for my age. He said by age 80, 80 percent of the population would have experienced such a detachment. He added that there was a 90 percent chance of no serious issues with me, but if he saw any tears in the back, it was laser surgery right then! Bottom line, while there was a little capillary bleeding, overall I was okay. He will check me regularly over the next several weeks to make sure things remain routine. No exercise or heavy lifting for me (as if I would) - I also shouldn't read the paper because of the rapid back and forth motion of my eyes. I can use the computer and read books, but I have to do so slowly. Ah, the joys of growing older.

Friday, November 13, 2009

It's that simple... really!

Two thousand or so pages of a health care bill! These clowns in Washington are going about it all in the wrong way. I say we should work backward! The bill self-states it is "To provide affordable, quality health care for all Americans and reduce the growth in health care spending, and for other purposes" (those last four words are disturbing. They allow anything else to be slipped in, but that's another story).

If the folks in our nation's capitol just took the rest of the words and said, "Okay, this is what we want to create - affordable, quality health care. How do we get it?" we might just do okay with it. It's that simple... really. The way it is now, I believe they are saying, "How can we take care of big business first?"

Give the people affordable, quality health care! Is that too much to ask? I don't think so.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Wal-Mart Let Me Down

ARRRGH!!!!!

It is not often that I get truly excited anymore. Maybe a month or two ago I read that Stephen King had a new novel on the horizon - it was supposed to hearken back to his earlier style of writing, which was what I really enjoyed. It was also his longest work to date (1,088 pages), even longer than the uncut The Stand. I love long books. The scheduled date of release was today, November 10th.

Meanwhile, along the way, Wal-Mart got into it with Amazon - a price war of sorts on some of the more popular book titles. The short of it is that King's book was selling in both places for just under $9! The companies hoped that people who bought one book would buy others. Wal-Mart made a big deal of being a place consumers could always count on for having the lowest price even if it was by a penny (the CEO himself said so in an interview I heard just a few days ago [at least I think that's who it was {and when}]).

Soooo, I thought about camping out by the Wal-Mart door this morning to be one of the first to get and start the book, but I had other things to do (like sleep [never quite enough]). Besides, I knew the store'd have plenty of copies, so I would still get one no matter when I got there. I had other errands to run, so I waited and got to the store around 11:00 AM. I took a deep breath and headed to the book rack... and there it was! Unfortunately, the price sticker was just under
$24! I thought there was a mistake.

When I got home, I went online and found the price online at both Amazon and Wal-Mart had risen to $17.50. I didn't know the $9 price was for
pre-order only! Arrrgh! There was no way I was going to spend $24 for a book, so when I went back to the store later in the day, I asked a manager if they matched their online price. "No." I tried to look pathetic, but it didn't work. If I wanted the book TODAY, I had to fork over $24. I have to admit that I thought about it.... I did end up buying a Lee Child paperback to hold me over.

When I got home, I did order it... from Amazon along with a couple of other books (free shipping). I gotta save a few bucks where I can.

I don't know if I should send Wal-mart HQ in Arkansas an e-mail or not. Usually all that happens is someone down there has the store manager up here call me, which I don't like (I am sure the manager doesn't like it either). However, the next time I get one of those surveys....




Saturday, November 7, 2009

Tonight I spent four hours watching a movie that was just under three hours (less if you count parts that might have been cut). "The Godfather" has to be one of the best movies ever! Virtually everything about it is great! It aired on AMC, which touts its philosophy of "story matters here."


Unfortunately, I was struck by a few things. First, I found myself really getting into the story and characters, but throughout the viewing experience were incessant commercial interruptions (hence the extra hour). I found myself thinking how much they hurt the flow of the story. When there weren't actual commercials, there was the constant network logo in the lower right hand corner of the screen and intrusive ads for the network's other shows in the lower left corner, which actually was big enough to cover several inches of the movie. I may be wrong, but I believe at one time the promise of paying for cable TV was no commercials - that by paying a premium for TV stations, commercials wouldn't be needed. Silly me.

I think everything became clear to me years ago during a basketball game I happened to have on (I don't watch basketball, so I am not sure of the circumstances - maybe it was the end of a game and I was waiting for the news). Anyhow, the thing I hate most about basketball is it often takes three hours to play the last two minutes, but that's another story. In one of the end zones (or whatever the area outside the end of the court is called), there was a long low box-like device that featured an ad for something or other. Then, right before my eyes, the ad slid up into the box and another ad appeared for something else! I don't know why that bothered me so much, but it did!

If I didn't know better, I'd say that TV shows are just filler between the ads, which are really what's important. When I was a local DJ (many years ago), in the weeks before Christmas the ad load picked up so much that I really wanted to say, "We'll be back with more ads right after this short musical break!" It was that bad.

On TV, group them if necessary, but leave the picture alone! Too much is too much!

xxx

Hey, we'll be back for more ranting right after this message: "Be sure to catch the latest edition of Berman's Bits, updated every Sunday, which can be found at www.bermansbits.com." (One thing I can promise you is there are no ads there.)

Friday, November 6, 2009

Shhh!


Don't Ask! Certainly Don't Tell!


In my weekly column (not coming out until next week [so don't bother looking for it until after November 8th]), I have juxtaposed two Bits that deserve a closer look and a bit more comment! Denial is a powerful force and allows certain things to continue unabated. The two issues in question are (1) how broken our schools really are and (2) how broken our military really is. They are not broken to the extent that they have stopped functioning (they're close), but neither is functioning well or coming anywhere even close to their potential.

Both institutions produce some fine, more than competent people, but it that because of or in spite of the systems that are in place? Without going into excruciatingly boring details that cite numbers and statistics, trust me when I say the public doesn't have a clue. All so many people care about is their latest tattoos or piercings or which Brad Pitt haircut looks best.

Schools are producing workers barely capable of getting and keeping minimum wage jobs and the military is asking an overstretched body of people to deploy multiple times to fight and risk all in unpopular wars that existed long before we got involved and wars that will continue long after we finally realize much more than military might is needed and we finally disengage. The first (suggesting there may be more to follow) high-ranking US government official recently quit because he has "...
lost understanding of and confidence in the strategic purposes of the United States' presence in Afghanistan" and has "... doubts and reservations about our current strategy and planned future strategy, but my resignation is based not upon how we are pursuing this war, but why and to what end." At least someone gets it, and if there is one, more will eventually follow.


The solution to return us to the status of producing the best and the brightest will only come when more of the current best and brightest stop following like sheep and admit there is a problem. Then, and only then, can we move forward.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

The Things We Do For... PIZZA!

PIZZA!

So, how far would you drive for pizza? When I finish here, I will twitter that I met a friend for pizza. That's plain enough, but I wouldn't be writing this if there weren't a story behind the story, and there is.

My friend who joined me rode his motorcycle through rain and snow flakes for over four hours to join me for a pizza in Lincoln, NH. He came down from Trois-Rivieres, Quebec, to have pizza. That's 233 miles each way (approximately374.977 152 kilometers in Canadian measurement). We spent about an hour and a half eating and talking before he remounted his bike and headed back north as he wanted to be home before 6 PM (that's 6 PM in Canadian time). Fortunately, the weather for him was better on the way back than on the way down. He said he was coming down for pizza, and that's what he did.

One thing I hadn't factored in was the fact that there was foliage, which brought out the leaf peepers from all over - we saw license plates from Texas, Georgia, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, and, of course, Massachusetts (many of whom I was glad I saw before they ran into me). Once I saw and approached the exit (maybe 1/3-mile away), it took me longer to get off the highway and to the pizzeria (maybe a mile) than the whole rest of the trip getting there (it's usually about 35 or 40 minutes for me). Cars waiting to exit queued up in the breakdown lane as the stop light on the main street let through five or six cars at a time before changing. It reminded me a lot of heading to the Weirs during Motorcycle Week.

Anyhow, it was great to see him, and we may do it again before year's end. I think next time he'll drive his car and maybe stay a bit longer. Of course, if I ever get my special card that allows me to travel in and out of Canada, maybe one of these months I can try some Canadian food.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

So tired, tired of wating...

("Well, there you go again," spoken in a Ronald Reagan voice.)

("You often end up buying the salesperson not just the product!" spoken in a Dave Berman voice.)

So here I am having a house rehabbed, and as we are progressing, it's getting to be time for new appliances for the new kitchen. Whenever I have a sizable expenditure, I shop around a bit. In this case, I was looking for a refrigerator, stove and hood, and small under-counter dishwasher. About a month ago, I asked for and got bids from three area stores: Sears, Home Depot, and a place called Major Brands. All things considered, I decided on the latter. I had shopped there some years ago and vowed I'd never go back because of the amount of time I stood and waited without even being acknowledged, but that was years ago. This time, the store was empty and the saleslady came right over, spent time with me, helped me narrow, printed out spec sheets, etc. She won my business.

Well, when it was time to buy, I called and asked the saleslady if the information was still in the computer (it was) and if the products were readily available (she'd find out), so I said I'd be down in a couple of hours. I eventually got to the store (maybe 40 minutes away) and it was again empty... except for one couple talking to my saleslady, so I waited and looked around. After about five minutes, a man who had been on the phone asked if I needed any help (I am sure my friends will have some comment here). I said I had spoken to the lady before; he told me since I had already spoken to her, I should stick with her - she would just be a few more minutes. She wasn't. When she wasn't talking to the couple, instead of coming over to me to get the ball rolling, she went over to her computer and stood there concentrating on something there (probably was playing a Madden game). The couple kept coming back to her with more and more questions. After about fifteen minutes of standing there, I started getting edgy. When I had been waiting a full half hour, I finally gave up and walked out. I know, I know. She gives her customers (of the moment) her full attention. However, my time (and money) should be worth something. There wasn't even a look or an, "I'm sorry - I'll be with you as soon as I can." That might have tipped the scales and kept me there.)

Anyhow, I ended up checking out Lowe's on a whim. The store and salesman totally clicked with me! It all fell into place - quickly. I was (somewhat) happy to give them my money. They earned it!

Much ado over nothing? I don't know. Maybe. My brother always told me you need three things for a successful business: selection, price, and service but you can only have two of the three. Price is nice (especially these days), but I'll take the other two.

Oh, and by the way, I saved $400! Not too shabby! Not too shabby at all. Maybe I did get all three.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

More Random Ramblings and Recurring Themes...

*Last night, my wife called me outside to watch bats flitting about. Pretty neat especially considering all the insects they eat.

*Former "Manson Family" member Susan Atkins, who stabbed actress Sharon Tate to death more than 40 years ago and is now terminally ill with brain cancer, has been denied parole. Atkins was 21 when she and other followers of Charles Manson participated in a two-night rampage that left seven people dead in August 1969. This is in contrast to the compassionate release of the "man" who was convicted of bombing Pan Am Flight 103 in December 1988, killing all 259 people on the plane and 11 people on the ground below in Lockerbie, Scotland. The difference? There are allegations that a deal was made in the latter case involving OIL!

*Interesting debate I have been having online about Ted Kennedy. Is he to be defined solely by Chappaquiddick, or should people consider all else he did? In a posthumous memoir, Kennedy says his actions on Chappaquiddick on July 18, 1969, were "inexcusable." He says he was afraid and "made terrible decisions" and had to live with the guilt for more than four decades. Too bad he couldn't say so while he was alive.

* Federal prosecutors hit Pfizer Inc. with a record-breaking $2.3 billion in fines this week and called the world's largest drugmaker a repeating corporate cheat for illegal drug promotions that plied doctors with free golf, massages, and resort junkets. Terrible... but how is that any different from what happens with politicians and their special interest groups and lobbyists?

*Acting on our impulses. A Georgia man allegedly slapped a toddler at a Walmart store because she wouldn't stop crying, authorities said. The man was arrested and charged with first-degree cruelty to children. According to the arresting officer, the child's mother said her daughter was crying as they walked down one of the aisles. The mother said a stranger later identified as Stephens approached them and said, "If you don't shut the baby up, I will shut her up for you."

*This offereing is sounding a lot like my weekly column (www.bermansbits.com)

*About that "person" who kidnapped the 11-year-old girl and held her for 18 years.... In 1976, he kidnapped a woman and raped her in a specially created chamber in Nevada not unlike the backyard warren he set up for Dugard. He was sentenced to 50 years to life in prison. Yet, incredibly, a parole board set him free after just 11 years! Take the small criminals out of prison and keep those in who should be there!

*I have 58 available channels, and for the umpteenth time, this morning contained an hour in which there was nothing I wanted on in the background! There are two movies coming on at 8AM I have to choose between.

*Speaking of movies, I decided on "Something Beneath," a horror movie. I love a good horror movie and can watch almost anything. However, in the news over the past couple of days, there was a story and video I couldn't watch. Chicago-based Mercy for Animals says its undercover videotape at Hy-Line North America's hatchery in Spencer, Iowa, "exposes one of the industry's best-kept secrets — that the egg industry tears male chicks' bodies apart in grinding machines while they are still alive." According to Mercy for Animals, male chicks are of no use to the industry because they can't lay eggs and don't grow large or quickly enough to be raised profitably for meat. That results in the killing of 200 million male chicks a year. The full story and lots of interesting comments can be found at: http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/2009/09/01/eggs-hatchery-male-chicks-grinder-killed.html

*Later.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Random Ramblings and Recurring Themes....

Any time we enjoy wasting is not wasted time! (Mafia Wars, Bejeweled Blitz, Chain Rxn)
The only James Bond to me is Sean Connery. Probably the one I least see as 007 is Roger Moore.
How much do drug manufacturers spend on TV and other advertising? What could drug prices be without all that advertising?
It's nice to be old enough to remember what good customer service is and should be, so when I don't get it, I can spend my money elsewhere. More people should and not adhere to blind obedience.
I think as a country the US has lost its way (or is at least off the path). I also think politics is too important to be left in the hands of the politicians. They owe too much to too many special interests. The philosophy should be People First.
I am going to miss "Monk," one of my favorite (yet sometimes irritating) characters.
One sign I am getting (or already am) old - I don't understand the lure of texting. I also can't understand why some people can't understand the concept of "Don't text and drive!"
I was a bit dismayed when I saw in these tough times that someone made a 1,224-pound triple vanilla cupcake with pink frosting to set a record as the world's largest - woo-hoo! Then I saw that slices of the cupcake were served in exchange for donations to the Susan G. Komen for the Cure breast cancer organization. It's all good!
Boy, it's hazy, hot, and humid - it's an official heat wave, but it comes with the territory.
I am wondering if I should seriously run for office - I am disgusted with who we have for politicians. My basic credo would be to support what's best for the most people.
Comedy that is vulgar and in-your-face isn't comedy to me.
I wish I had been able to meet Jerry Orbach.
It's naive, but wouldn't it be nice if country A could say to Country B, "Look, we have something you need. You have something we need. Let's talk. We're all passengers on the spaceship Earth."
If you can count all your true, dear friends on your en fingers, you are doing very well (good food and good friends make me very wealthy indeed)!
I miss Peter Jennings and Elizabeth Vargas (and Walter Cronkite, Chet Huntley and David Brinkley). They don't make 'em like they used to (ABC's Charles G. and George S. are up there, though.)
I am getting closer to cleaning out my study area! (I've said that for years.)
That's it for now.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Ruh-roh, Raggy! We're in real trouble now!

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The following news article means trouble!
The short of it is that students are now going to be graded on their ability to demonstrate certain skills and abilities (competencies) rather than just on a numerical average and their ability to take tests (or freeze up during them). The article below explains the details. Can you imagine that... students passing because they are competent! What a novel concept.


New Gilford (NH) grading system intended to raise the bar

By HARRISON HAAS
hhaas@citizen.com
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Students at Gilford (NH) High School will be graded a little differently than years past. Rather than being graded strictly on averages, every student will now need to demonstrate certain skills and abilities before receiving credit for classes (what a novel concept).

Earlier this year, GHS Principal Ken Wiswell approached both the Gilmanton and Gilford School Boards explaining the new grading that will start in the fall of the upcoming school year.

"What we're trying to do is tell the students this is important," said Wiswell at the June meeting. "It's not about just what [students] can produce and do while in the classroom."

Traditionally students in high school have been graded on a point scale and by the end of the year have an average with a letter grade corresponding with that number. With the new system, there is no overall average to be factored in, which will require all students to complete all items of work (another novel idea). Each subject will have a list of competencies, or list of skills and abilities, in which students will be given a number grade for each competency (we've written and rewritten them for years and years - no one ever really tested them). Students will be evaluated based on their ability is to perform a specific task, their work related skills in each subject along with behavior during classroom sessions. The average of those totals would then be taken and that would be the ending grade.

"There will be no more blowing off a test, having students say, 'If I fail this, I still pass the class'," Wiswell said. (Right, and if 30 percent don't make it under the new program, then what?)

Each department will have a list of standard abilities and skills, ranging from a list of three in basic courses and up to possibly six or seven in more advanced. GHS will be writing their own list of skills and abilities required for courses since every school is different (why? I still say we need a national Core Curriculum with local supplementation) that has this grading system, making each school write their own.

There are four different tiers mapped out in the mission competency rubric (buzz words), which explains the grading and what is expected of each student. The four tiers are similar to the state's standardized testing formats: advanced, proficient, partially proficient and below proficient (it sounds to me like only the top two tiers matter).

"Not asking students to have their hand up all day," said Wiswell. "We're going to evaluate students every two weeks." (Teachers have nothing else to do.)

Wiswell said that if the rubric is read over completely, there is nothing that any student can't do (so everyone passes? Is that raising or lowering the bar?). Minimum grade that a student can earn with be 59, which differs only one point from the previous 60. In order to receive credit for classes, students must master each one of the competencies per class (so now every student will be a good hire). Students not fulfilling all skills and abilities in a required course, will have to attend "competency recovery" classes after school or over the summer (but it was said there is nothing that any student can't do). Any student unfulfilling (must be admin-talk) more than one item on the skills and ability list will not receive credit for the course and will have to repeat the course. The additional time needed for competency recovery will be provided by the faculty who will be paid in a stipend based system.

Teachers will need to actively evaluate students every five days throughout the year. One of the purpose of the delayed opening Wednesdays for next year will help teachers adjust to the new grading system and provide them with education development time (if meeting after meeting isn't scheduled instead).

"This is setting all the students up to being better citizens, " said Derek Tomlinson in the June meeting. "I really like this, and I'm glad we're bring this in." (I really would like to hear the results after the first year.)

This past year, the school was asking teachers to give information about students who did pass, but would have failed one of the competencies. That information will be evaluated before the start of the next school year.

"I think it makes for a better product over the long run," said Wiswell. "It's not your grandfather's high school." (Yeah, it was a lot more rigorous then.)

He said it can be overwhelming at times for our teachers changing over to the new system. (Gee, you think? Maybe there will be time left over to prepare and correct.)

"The more we talk about these things, the more we'll be successful in doing things," Wiswell said.

Superintendent Dr. Paul DeMinico commented at the meeting that this system "really personalizes every student and follows them through."

Complete information about the new grading system will be available online before the 2009-2010 school year and in the next year's school handbook.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Do You Think Maybe It's Time...

Do you think maybe it's time...?

The two stories below were in today's news. I hope there's a wake-up call here: (1)
"Chastity Turner, 9, was sitting on her grandmother's porch washing her dog when someone opened fire from a van in the 7400 block of South Stewart Avenue on the South Side.

Chastity was shot in the back or neck and later died at the University of Chicago's Comer Children's Hospital. Three other people, including her father, were wounded in the shooting.

A 31-year-old man and 17-year-old boy were taken to Stroger Hospital of Cook County with gunshot wounds to the back. The victim's grandmother, Tanya Turner, says that shootings happen constantly in the neighborhood.

"She told me this morning, she said, 'grandma, I'm going home, it's not safe around here,'" said Chastity's grandmother Tanya Turner. "I said, 'baby, it's not safe no place now.'" (http://cbs2chicago.com)

The grandmother was right, but some places are safer than others. Gangs are a scourge! The First Amendment includes "...the right of the people peaceably to assemble
," which includes the word "peaceably." With the average lifespan of a gang member reaching something like 21 years old, maybe it's time to do away with them and take the cities back. If gang members see them as their family, maybe it's time to do something to get back the real concept of family - we should have real fathers and mothers instead of sperm donors and baby incubators. I get so #@!&*%# frustrated. That's a great goal in life - to flash finger symbols and kill someone on a perceived slight or whim. The movie "Logan's Run" offered a "perfect existence" until age 30, at which time people were "renewed" (executed). Very few of my former students would accept that, which in a way is almost exactly what gangs are offering (except many don't make it to 30).

(2) From the Columbus Dispatch: "A Columbus firefighter admits that he took his two dogs to the basement, tied them up and blasted them with a rifle so he and a girlfriend could vacation without paying to board the animals.

"I think it was the thrill of the kill for him. He has shown no remorse for this."

Firefighter David P. Santuomo, 43, pleaded guilty yesterday to two counts of animal cruelty and one count of possession of a criminal tool -- for taping a 2-liter plastic bottle onto the gun as a makeshift silencer.

He was convicted of 'needlessly killing ... a companion animal" on Dec. 3, according to the charges filed 10 minutes before the hearing in Municipal Court. One dog was shot six times in the head.

Santuomo, who did not give a statement in court, will spend 90 days in jail, pay $4,500 to cover the cost of his investigation and serve five years' probation, Judge Harland H. Hale ruled.

'This is a travesty and abhorrent behavior to those in this community who work to save the lives of animals,' said Jodi Buckman, executive director of the Capital Area Humane Society."

And here we are, policemen for the world and we can't even tend to our own gardens! Interestingly, I don't see guns as the problem but "people"! Who in his right mind would do something as above?

I don't have the answers, but I sure have lots of questions....

Later.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

"It's Company Policy...."


(SEE UPDATE FOLLOWING ENTRY)

"It's company policy!"


Those words go hand in hand with "zero tolerance" (which, in turn, goes hand in hand with zero common sense), and when there is no common sense, we're in big trouble! Anyone can do anything without thinking and excuse it by saying, "It's company policy" (or "I was just following orders.")

In what has to be any business's nightmare, a recent news story caught my eye, and I guarantee you that from the resulting negative publicity, amends will be made! I will let the article from The Grand Rapids Press speak for itself (bold areas are mine):

Family angry when paralyzed Marine Joshua Hoffman is denied free entrance to Michigan's Adventure

by Ted Roelofs | The Grand Rapids Press

Quadriplegic former Marine Joshua Hoffman waited in a van at Michigan's Adventure, hoping to see fiancee Heather Lovell in the park for an hour or two. Her father, Rockford resident Joel Lovell, explained to park staff that Hoffman is paralyzed and cannot talk. He assumed Hoffman would be admitted free.

But Lovell was told he would have to pay admission for Hoffman and the nurse tending to his medical needs. No exceptions.

"He went to Iraq for all of us and took a bullet in the neck. He sacrificed everything for his country," Joel Lovell said.

"I was just kind of stunned."

According to Heather Lovell, she and Hoffman planned to rendezvous from their home near Middleville on May 29 at the Muskegon County park, before heading to Reed City for the high school graduation of Hoffman's stepbrother.

Lovell had gone ahead to act as chaperone for a niece and others on a school outing. Joel Lovell picked up Hoffman and his nurse and headed for the park.

But Heather Lovell said she got a call from her father telling her to come to the park entrance.

"It was really just outrageous," she said. "He is not physically going on any rides. To me, this is very personal."

Hoffman, 27, was paralyzed from the chest down when he was hit by a sniper's bullet in Iraq in January 2007. He spent more than a year in a Virginia Veterans Administration hospital before coming home in March 2008.

He and Lovell, 22, share a specially equipped house with 24-hour nursing staff to assist Hoffman.

Camille Jourden-Mark, general manager of Michigan's Adventure, said park policy does not allow any non-participants in free.

"We just can't be in a position of picking and choosing. We have grandparents (who pay admission) that come in our park every day that have no intention of ever going on a ride.

"It's not based on the level of participation."

On Tuesday, Jourden-Mark offered complementary passes for Hoffman and a guest to Michigan's Adventure in response to the issue. Lovell said she has not decided whether she and Hoffman will use the passes.

"You want to be appreciative of it, but it took a lot of people complaining to them to realize what kind of mistake they had made," Lovell said. "We weren't looking for a free trip. It's just a problem with the policy."

Jourden-Mark said company policy is meant to shield employees from accusations of discrimination, but added "there are times when we make exceptions and this is definitely one of those times."

She noted the park offers one free admission with a paid admission for service members each Memorial Day. Jourden-Mark said park staff were unaware of Hoffman's condition.

"I don't think anybody was really aware that he was a veteran."

That's not what Joel Lovell, 54, recalled.

"I told (a park official) it is really a crummy policy. I explained that he is an Iraq veteran. He got shot in the neck and can't eat or talk. I thought they were joking."

Lovell said he initially was told he would have to pay the adult admission fee of $25 each for Hoffman and the nurse, then was offered a student discount.

Heather Lovell's sister, Belding resident Rebecca Lovell, said she contacted the park Friday to complain.

"I explained the extent of his injuries, that he was simply going for an hour or two.

"(A park official) said there was no proof of his injury. He could be faking it. She said if we let him come in for free, then we have to change our policy."

"I was absolutely blown away."

-- Press reporter Jacob Carpenter contributed to this story.

© 2009 Michigan Live. All Rights Reserved.

UPDATE:

The following e-mail was received by me today


Dear Mr. Berman,
Thank you for taking the time to share your comments about the recent story of Marine Joshua Hoffman and Michigan’s Adventure.
I apologize for the situation that Marine Hoffman encountered when he attempted to visit the park on May 29. I was only made aware of his request two days ago. Once I learned of the situation that day, I offered him the opportunity for a complimentary visit to the park.
At no time would I ever tolerate disrespect to any member of our active or retired military. Our company is very proud of our military and their service to our country.
Our policies at Michigan ’s Adventure are in place to provide fair treatment to all our guests. At the same time, we do review special requests individually. In this case, we made a mistake. I definitely feel we could have handled the situation better.
Again, please accept my apologies for your disappointment, and thank you for giving us the opportunity to respond to your concerns.
Sincerely,
Michigan ’s Adventure
Camille Jourden-Mark
Vice-President and General Manager


Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Being an Adult

What is it to be an adult? When the topic presented itself in class, I always told students that part of being an adult is doing what you don't necessarily want to do.

A couple of personal cases in point: (1) When one of my fellow Lions unexpectedly passed on, I went to his funeral. I was lucky enough to never have seen a dead body until then (I was in my 40s), and even then, I didn't expect to see one. I had been told it would be a closed casket. When I got to the funeral home, I quickly glanced into the room where the casket was on display and saw it was wide open (and under spotlights) - my stomach sank. The short of it was that when it came time, I walked in with my fellow Lions, walked past the casket, looked at my friend, said a small prayer, paid my respects to the family, chatted for a few minutes, and left. I had faced my fear and did what I felt I should do as an adult (and survived). Since then, the scene has repeated itself too many times, but I did (and still do) the adult thing.

(2) Just a few days ago, another situation presented itself. I had left Wal-Mart and while putting "stuff" into my car, looked over at the car parked next to mine. There was a man slumped in the driver's seat; in his hand was a foil-wrapped sandwich. He looked asleep, but.... I stared for a moment and saw his stomach rise a bit, so I knew he was breathing. I knew him, so I called his name through the open passenger window but got no response; he must be sleeping (maybe). I took my cart back down to where they go back into the building, got into my car, and started it. In seconds, I turned it back off, got out, and went around to his driver's window, spoke his name again, and again got no response. I poked his shoulder and said his name again. His head came up and he looked at me. I apologized for waking him and said, "I couldn't just leave...just in case.... I had to know you're okay." I felt bad for waking him, but I would have felt worse if something had been wrong and I didn't say or do something.

After I left, I felt fine. I had done the adult thing (the right thing). I wondered how many others would have. I want to think everyone, but....

(Check out the Kitty Genovese story from 1964, in which some 38 people allegedly heard her being stabbed and didn't do anything.Called the
bystander effect, it is a social psychological phenomenon in which individuals are less likely to offer help in an emergency situation when other people are present. The probability of help is inversely proportional to the number of bystanders. In other words, the greater the number of bystanders, the less likely it is that any one of them will help. [Wikipedia])

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

An Oral Guarantee is Worth....

'Oral contracts are not worth the paper they are written on.'

Caveat emptor!

I have a couple of warranty stories to share. First, when my wife and I finally broke down and bought a Sears riding mower (Craftsman lawn tractor), I asked the salesman about the extended warranty he offered to us. We both remember the salesman saying that once a year, a technician would come to the house, check the machine over, replace necessary parts, and be sure it was ready to go for the new season. We really are not stupid people, and we both remember what was said. I am no mechanic, so those words were beautiful music to my ears.

Following the first successful year (no problems or breakdowns, we endured the winter, and when spring came, we called for a maintenance appointment. Yes, you know what's coming. "Oh, no, you must have misunderstood. We don't do that." Arrrgh! Yes, I should have known better and read the warranty before the purchase, but I don't believe there was one available in the store. That was lesson one.

Lesson two came with the purchase of my daughter's Apple computer (Mac). We all headed south to Salem, the only official listed Apple store in New Hampshire. Yes, we bought the extended warranty as I was advised that Apple repairs can be expensive (that was a surprise - Apple? Expensive? Hah! Surely you jest.... [and don't call me Shirley]) I remember asking our personal consultant (salesperson) about the warranty; he told us everything (yes, everything) would be covered. If you know me, you would know I asked one more question: I said, "I mean, I wouldn't do it, of course, but suppose the day before the warranty expired I put the computer on the driveway and drive over it. Would that be covered?" Again, the reply was "Of course; everything is covered." (He knew he had a live one.)

Some months later, the screen broke when the machine was bumped or dropped. When I took the computer to the local "authorized reseller")he noted there was no sign of trauma on the outside of the machine and a replacement might be covered. He sent it off to Apple, and, yes, you know what's coming. "No, it's not covered." So for the price I could buy a brand new PC laptop with great numbers, we replaced the screen for $775 because my daughter loves her Apple Mac.

Since then, a key cover popped off. With times the way they are, she's using her Mac without it (I am not sure I qualify for a loan anymore).

(By the way, my daughter has run out of storage space in her computer [we had even bought her extra memory]. It's too bad Apple doesn't make an external hard drive. Now I have to get one at Wal-Mart. I doubt I'll need a loan for that.)

Before you buy anything, read the warranty for yourself. Don't believe what you are told! It's been an expensive lesson for me!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

One Typical Day

You should have been there! I was out today riding around the yard on the riding mower doing just fine, thank you. With each pass I got closer and closer to a blue basketball-sized toy the dog plays with (it has a handle, so he can't dribble it). It's supposed to be filled with air (which, of course it is either way - you'll see what I mean in a moment); it's a sealed unit, so it's supposed to not give; it is supposed to keep its shape. Anyhow, apparently the dog had punctured it somewhere along the way (it was still filled with air, but it also had "give" as the air rushed out when it is squeezed - an important fact with what's coming).

So, as I was getting really close to the ball, I did what I always did before - I nudged it with the front wheel to push it out of the way so there wouldn't be a problem. Unfortunately, with the aforementioned hole in it, it "gave." It didn't bounce to the side but went under the machine, was immediately caught up in the blade, and caused a problem. The engine suddenly came as close to screaming as any inanimate object can and white smoke started pouring out from underneath the mower. There were no shredded pieces that were spit out, so I knew I had a problem. The smell in the air was getting quite unpleasant (an understatement), so thinking quickly, I turned the engine off and sat watching the smoke continue to billow from beneath.

I couldn't lift the behemoth, so I went to the car and got the jack (a story in itself but for another time). I finally figured out how to make it lift the mower and did... it took about three seconds after it had reached its apogee for it to fall. I was on grass, and I thought it might, so I kept my distance. Thinking desperately, I had an idea - I lifted the plastic discharge chute, and there, wedged in the opening was the blue toy! With deft adroitness, I worked it out, put it on a plastic lawn chair, and said a small prayer of thanks and hope. When I tried to restart the engine, it actually worked, and I finished the job.

Not a big story but typical in my ongoing struggle with machines.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Rho Delta Omega (or Pee Triangle Horseshoe)

I believe I have a lot in common with Senator John 'Bluto' Blutarsky. If he is like most senators, today he wears a dark suit and red power tie and has lots of money, no or very short sideburns and when he speaks publicly, he is, quite frankly, bo-ring! Except for the part about the suit, tie, money, and sideburns, that pretty much describes me... today. But, I wasn't always this bo-ring. Noooooo (said in a drawn-out gravelly Belushi voice)! There was a time when I walked the streets of Boston and men trembled and looked away and women locked up their daughters (to no avail). I was a Rho Delt!

While on Facebook, I found a group of brothers from my old fraternity - even though I have never met any of them (yet), they are still my brothers - that's what fraternities are all about. I need to find out about what can be shared publicly, but I can say for now that we were the template, the model for the movie "Animal House" (except they had to tone it down for the screen). You take one look at me today, and I know it's hard to believe (almost as hard as "Change" and "Hope" in politics), but it's true. Unfortunately, as Doug Neidermeyer said in the movie, "
...we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here." As a result, I will not list specifics here and you will have to accept my word (still worth something, I trust) that that's the way it was.

Having taught in a public high school for 31 years, I had to behave (well, i didn't have to, but if I wanted to keep working...), and when one accurately pretends for any extended length of time, the make-believe world subtly and gradually morphs into the new reality, and I have become quite bo-ring! It's like an undercover policeman who enters the depraved world and becomes depraved himself. I entered the boring world, and, well, you know the rest.

Today, the frat no longer formally exists although some upstart sorority (a sorority) Alpha Kappa Alpha has absconded with the name and started a Rho Delta Omega chapter in Palo Alto, California - no connection to us, of course!

Anyhow, perhaps with intense therapy and the chance to talk with and rub shoulders with my brothers, who knows what will happen? The same body that scored twice in our 85-0 victory in fantastic fraternity football final (nice alliteration, Berman) is now pretty much shot, but my mind is still somewhat intact (although fraught with more holes than a fine aged Swiss cheese). As I have rarely ever sworn aloud in the past 38 years, maybe even that will change (let me try now to see if I can do it: uh, doo-doo, poopie, ca-ca). Well, it's a start. Is it too late to save me? Time will tell!

Later.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Surprise!

April 15th - tax time. Is that a surprise to you? It shouldn't be, but I guarantee the news will show Post Offices open until midnight and lines of people waiting patiently to get their returns in the mail so they won't be penalized. It's not like the date changes every year - it's always April 15th!

Why do I say this? Because it appears the TV stations I watch will, for the next 59 days be incessantly running ads for the transition to digital TV - you know what I am talking about. I believe the original date was to be February 17th, but it also appears not enough people were "ready"! Even after constant ads which put political advertising to shame in sheer volume. not enough people were ready, so the date was pushed back to June 12th. If I could embed the song, I'd have "People Get Ready" playing in the background.

People get ready, damn it! I really don't want the date pushed into September...!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Violent Times


Perhaps it's the times in which we live, but there seems to be quite a rise in violence being reported. There is a mounting frustration amongst the people, and instead of seeking help, more and more people seem to be lashing out at others and going out in a blaze of vainglory - let's see how many people I can kill before I kill myself. I expect it won't get better for a while.

I don't want to be any part of such happenings, but something disturbing (or maybe not) happened today. When the news arrived online that Captain Richard Phillips had been rescued and three of the four pirates had been killed, I thought to myself, "Good." I was beginning to get edgy and wondering why three warships and attending personnel were unable to deal with four men. I am sure at this point that everything was being done to assure the safety of the captain, which really answers my concern; I guess I am just too impatient these days.
Why don't ships have armed security; that has to be cheaper than millions in ransom... doesn't it? These pirates have been acting with impunity for way too long. Of course, the current policy of shipping companies easily paying ransoms has contributed to the situation. Other Somali pirates have vowed revenge against the U.S. This time, unlike the boondoggle in Iraq and the next one in Afghanistan, I say, "Good. Bring 'em on!"




Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Ch...ch... ch... changes!

Yes, I am hopeful change will come, but I am patiently reserving judgment on President Obama for at least a while. Unfortunately, my inbox is regularly inundated with anti-Obama emails from a few hardcore haters (locksteppers who walk in darkness - Republican = good; Democrats = bad [black Democrats = really bad]). They don't seem to understand that it took many, many years to royally screw up the country especially during the past eight years under President Bush. Regardless of when the roots of the problems began taking hold, instead of making anything better during his administration, we continually spiraled down and further down under Bush.

Obama has since taken the reins and is working to get us back to some sense of normalcy. It can't be done overnight, however. Why can't some people understand that? Believe me, if Obama can't improve things after more time has passed, I will be changing my tune, but for now, all I am saying is give the guy a chance! Is that so hard to understand?

Thursday, April 2, 2009

When the moon hits your eye...

Quite simply, there's no great pizza near where I live; there's not even any really good pizza - there's... pizza. I am spoiled because in my formative years I was brought up with places like Tony's Italian Villa, Pino's, Dino's, and the best of 'em all (the creme da la creme), Pizzeria Regina. They all set a standard for me that is hard to come close to in my area of central New Hampshire. In a say twelve mile radius, there is no shortage of shops; it's just that to me they're all pretty similar with a thicker, usually pre-made crust.

Frozen pizza is, well, frozen pizza. If you buy Red Baron, Tony's or Freschetta's, you're buying pizza made by Schwan's. If you buy DiGiorno, Tombstone, California Pizza Kitchen, or Jack’s, you're buying a Kraft foods pizza. I don't know who makes Wal-Mart pizzas, but to my taste, they're no worse (or better) than any of the aforementioned brands (but they are less expensive).

Today, everything changed. I visited a accountant (CPA) for the first (and I hope last) time - she was a former student of mine. When we were done, on the way home, I stopped off at Elvio's Pizzeria and Restaurant up in Lincoln. It was the best I have had in a long time! The taste and texture of the pizza today almost brought a tear to my eye (don't tell anyone, but I had four slices thinking I could store up the experience [I think I will be storing it around my waist area]). I guess there is hope. I still have plans to try a place called Sal's, which I am told is also good. I rarely travel for food, but maybe Lincoln really isn't that far.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Drama!

:-) :-(

The images above are supposed to represent theatre masks (comedy and drama).

Last weekend, my wife and I volunteered to help out with Plymouth Regional High School's hosting of the state Drama Festival. Unfortunately, I only got to see half of the twelve offerings, but what a wonderful half they were. Only two will go on to the New England competition (two more were selected as alternates). The two days were long, but they were fun!

The big question I have is why 'theater' is written 'theatre.' I went to a site called theaterhelper.com and found the following, which clears everything up nicely for me (and you, if you are still reading): "The word theater can refer to a theater building, the art of theater, or even a home theater system.

"The word theatre should always refer to the art form and only the art form. (I had wanted the domain for this site to be theatrehelper, but it was already owned, so I took the next best option.) A 'home theatre system' is a travesty to the art of theatre. Unfortunately, evolution caused largely by capitalism is slowly causing the word theatre to be drained of all its meaning. Once completely drained of its meaning, why have the word theatre at all? This evolution could cause the death of the word theatre altogether."

Ya gotta love the Internet - it has the answers to pretty much everything, everything... even a picture of Coke in a Pepsi machine (http://citynoise.org/article/5338)

Thursday, March 19, 2009

You know, I found out I have been so wrong about my vehement opposition to the bailout! I have been rabidly against it from the start and absolutely outraged at the concept of 'bonuses' as a reward for failure (when I left teaching, I got a kind of bonus for years served [sounds like prison but that's another story] and unused sick days. My 'bonus' was enough to carry me for several months and maybe then some.

I found a story online today that explained to me why these poor folks desperately need those bonuses, and that's what changed my mind. Apparently a 36-year-old Swedish countess from Connecticut is getting a divorce from her husband and signed a post-nuptial agreement specifying what would happen in the case of their parting ways. She allegedly agreed to a settlement of $43 million dollars, but she has discovered she can't live on that amount. Instead, she's now asking for around $100 million in cash and stocks, $53,800 a week for expenses, and alimony of $130,000 a month.
The poor woman said, "I'm just very sad that we are where we are. I hope we resolve this soon so everybody can move on with their lives." The woman has filed court papers showing she has more than $53,800 in weekly expenses, including for maintaining a Park Avenue apartment and three residences in Sweden. Her weekly expenses also include $700 for limousine service, $4,500 for clothes, $1,000 for hair and skin treatments, $1,500 for restaurants and entertainment, and $8,000 for travel.

Now, think about it for a moment. Could you get by on such a pittance? These people need that money from the bailout and bonuses, and who am I to get in the way? I am so sorry I even said anything against the bailout. I may not even run for office in the future. Who needs people like me when you can have people like them?

(By the way, can anyone say, "Entitlement mentality"? Yeah, I knew you could [and should - over and over again]!)

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

No News is... Par for the Course

While I do love living in New Hampshire, one of the things I miss desperately is decent news coverage. I mean, other states are so into their news that they even carry live police chases right on TV.

We do have a major TV station, which covers news in the morning, at noon, and in the evening at 6 PM and 11 PM (but we are usually asleep for that last one). It's okay, though, because most often the 11 PM newscast is pretty much a repeat of the 6PM show, which is pretty much a repeat of the noon broadcast, which is pretty much a repeat of the morning offerings, which are, of course, pretty much is what was carried the night before. One has to watch the news regularly and not so carefully to appreciate what I am saying. And if there is a major event like a snowstorm or flooding or someone loudly belching, the station devotes pretty much the entire half hour to that event (it's like on that evening there is no other news). Understand this is in a state where for perhaps two years people have been told about the conversion to digital TV, recently with more frequency that political ads a week before the election, but then the conversion date was delayed for several more months because people might not be ready. These are probably the same people who don't know what happens pretty much every April 15th! [Run clip of near-midnight shot of Post Office and the line of people outside waiting to file their tax returns...]).

I do have access to a LOCAL, weekly paper in which one would expect to find local election results; I emphasize the word 'local' because that's the word the paper used when it dropped my weekly column (now found at www.bermansbits.com - I was local but the content wasn't, but that's another story). Usually all I look at in the paper are the obituaries to make sure I am still alive and the not-every-week-but-should-be police and court reports to keep up with what my former students are up to. Beyond that, there's really not much. Interestingly, several years ago, the paper shifted from a Wednesday publication date to Thursday so it could more easily get election results in. That was underscored by this week's paper, which carried the announcement: "Attention readers! Due to deadlines, not all voting results were available at press time. Please check back next week...." The results I wanted to see I can't! I will have to wait an extra week.

On the Internet, I do have perhaps ten or twelve sites I swing through at least two or three times a day to see what's happening on the world's stage. With a click, I can see that, for example, the president of Madagasar has stepped down and handed power to the country's most senior military officer, but I can't find out who won the local school board race.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Sometimes Just Showing Up is Enough!


(Update Below)
The last time I ran for office (2008), I ran for the United States Senate; I sent out four weekly press releases to about eight state newspapers, none of which ran any of them (would you?). In all honesty, all I wanted to do was see if I could even make a blip on the media radar and let the "mainstream" candidates know I would be watching from the wings and make a serious effort next time if they didn't get their act together. I called my campaign "One Man, One Month, No Money." I suspect I did receive a few votes as a few people said they would vote for me, but I didn't see any blip.

The time before that was for town Library Trustee as no other candidates had come forward, and I don't feel any position should go uncontested or unpopulated. Turns out another woman felt the same way, and there were two candidates. I lost by maybe 150 votes, but several people told me they were proud of the showing I did make.

Yesterday (3/10) was the most recent town election. As only sickness or other major problem would get me to miss an election, I went and voted as I do believe it's most important (how else can I complain in good conscience)! One office on the ballot had no candidates listed, so, yes, I wrote my name in! Today when I got home after work, there was a message from the town clerk that I had received a write-in vote and was I interested... I will call her tomorrow for details and make a decision from there. On the plus side, that would give me political experience in an elected office for my future resume. Until I hear details, I don't know what the negative side might be. I think I might just do it. I'll let you know.

In all honesty, I do have to tell you, it's an office people are dying for - Cemetery Trustee! I will keep you posted.

Later.

UPDATE: seems there were a few people who received write-in votes. After hearing what the position was all about, I told the town clerk to offer it to the others; I said if she got stuck, she should contact me.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Fiber or Fibber?

Okay, let's get one thing straight - I don't need lots of fiber in my diet because I really do give a.... Well, anyhow, on with the story. Not long ago, my wife suggested I try a Fiber One bar because, quite simply, it had chocolate in it and tasted good. I tried one, and it was good - good enough for me to buy more. When I browsed the store's offerings, I found another flavor called "oats & strawberries with almonds." As I like strawberries, I bought a box, and the bars were pretty good. As I was eating the new bar, I did what I love to do - I read the label and was just a bit surprised.

As I am sure you all know, ingredients on a label are listed in order of the amount used in the product from the most to least. The first thing on the "oats and strawberries with almonds" bar was something called "Chicory Root Extract." A trip to Wikipedia revealed that chicory roots are roots that are baked, ground, and used as a coffee substitute and additive. Okay; I guess calling the bar "oats & strawberries" sounds better than "chicory root and strawberries." Rolled oats was the next thing listed, so we're close there.

BUT, here's the problem. The next ingredient is (bear with me here) : "Natural strawberry flavored (my emphasis) fruit pieces (sugar, cranberries, citric acid, natural flavor, elderberry juice concentrate, sunflower oil)." In short, there are NO STRAWBERRIES in the bar! There are cranberries, but no strawberries. Besides what I just listed and a lot of other stuff that follows, there are no strawberries in spite of the bar's name! I am not amused! I feel cheated!

I just looked up contact information and sent an email to General Mills (personally, I think he should be reduced in rank to, say, Private Mills). I will let you know what the response is.

Later.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

A Few Random Thoughts

www.random.org

(That site's about as random as one can get.)

First, I am back at work; I am in the middle of a 14-day stint as a long-term sub at Waterville Valley Academy in NH, an educational training school for skiers and snowboarders. I am filling in for a history teacher who had long-standing plans to go to Mexico (Ooooooh, Mexico). While I really enjoy the students (most actually want to learn and do their work - a novel concept), I am not enamored with the idea of getting up at 5 AM (I know I shouldn't complain as the Ever-lovely Miss Kim is up at 4:30 to do the horses). The "workday" is actually fun even if it's long. And did I say it's only for 14 days?

Next, I have been stopping by regularly on Facebook, where manifold names and faces from my past are appearing. A few had changed their names (either married or are in the witness relocation program), so it took a bit of time and careful deduction to realize who they are.

Finally, as I now actually have a couple of followers, I resolve to do better posting here! If I can get a total of fifteen or more, I will try for virtually every day (pass the word).

Any more will have to wait as morning meeting is about to begin.

Later.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Comet-ose

I got thinking this morning about a book I had read many years ago. It was called Lucifer's Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. In the book, a comet hits the earth and knocks out all technology. One reader, Alan Holyoak, described it as follows: "Imagine this...world-wide cataclysmic events wipe out the major governments on the planet -- national, state, and local governments collapse, and people are left to fend for themselves. What will they do for food, shelter, personal safety, information, etc.? It's a whole new ballgame out there!"

That doesn't even scratch the surface of what unfolds in the book, but that's the way I felt this morning when I found G-mail had gone down. I realized how dependent I have become on technology - it's my primary means of communication for the most part. Instead of making numerous phone calls to remind people of a meeting, for example, I just send out an e-mail to those who have it. There are a few people, however, I am making a point of calling. I am remembering that e-mail just isn't the same.

There is an e-mail going around that tells the recipient that all the forwards and jokes we send are a way of remembering and connecting with those people in our lives who are important, and that's true, but when was the last time you actually spoke to them? If you are like I am, probably not for a while. It may take a bit of an effort, but pick up the phone and call someone just to say "Hi." I am just starting, and it's a good thing. Try it.

Thursday, February 19, 2009


There is a price for everything.

After 29 years in my home and 29 years of shoveling the snows of New Hampshire winters, I finally broke down (figuratively and literally)and bought a snow thrower. My back isn’t what it used to be, and shoveling isn’t easy any more, even with a nice aluminum grain shovel with a generous shoulder (the shovel’s), head, and cutting blade (official names for shovel parts [I looked them up]). Of course, there has been no snow for three weeks, but this morning was the morning I got to take out the blower for its maiden voyage. I filled it (her?) with gas, and she started on the first pull! It was all good… until I came up behind my car.

The short of it is there is a small learning curve with anything new. The left hand runs the auger; the right, the forward motion. That shouldn’t be too hard to do, and, for the most part, it wasn’t… until I got to my car. I was moving confidently forward, gripping the handles like holding ape hangers on a Harley (with about the same noise), but before I knew what happened, I got hung up on a small pile of ice, which slid the growling machine toward my car. Before I knew it, the auger had grabbed onto the corner of the bumper and started pulling the car into the powerful rotating jaw of the blower.

Instinctively, I tried to pull back, but it was too late. The bumper, tailgate, rear light, and trailer hitch all got pulled in chewed up, and spit out all over the yard; even as I watched in horror, the whole car was relentlessly sliding backward into the auger. I stood rooted to the spot just watching in stunned astonishment. Finally, I shook my head, coming to my senses, sprang into action, and let go of the accelerator. It took a few more seconds until the auger finished chewing and stopped. I am not sure, but I think I heard a discreet belch.

I just stood and looked, unable to move. I am not sure what the signs of shock are, but I was shocked, if not in actual shock. It wasn’t supposed to be this way – it rarely ever is. I shut off the blower and started collecting pieces thinking I could duct tape or super glue them back on, but that’s like trying to put a scrambled egg back together.

Anyhow, I learned a lesson today. There is a learning curve for new things, and there’s always a price for everything.


p.s. Most of what’s above didn’t actually happen… except for the ice pile, the machine’s sliding sideways, and the resultant small scratch on the side of my car. Yes, it could have been worse.

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