Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Drip...drip...drip...

Today I had to pick up a pair of thinning shears we had sent out to get sharpened. All was fine until I looked across the street and saw a Blood Drive happening at the church. I decided then and there that it had been a while, so....

Since my shopper-friendly town allows thirty-minutes of free parking before nailing you with a $10 ticket, I thought it would be a good idea to leave a note on the window saying I was donating blood, which I knew would take more than half an hour (I guess it worked - there was no ticket). The drive was sponsored by the local Hannaford grocery chain, which is really a part of the Brussels-based Delhaize Group. Fortunately the store's workers and today's volunteers are all still local, which adds a pleasant, friendly atmosphere (as did the wonderful cheese and crackers, grapes, drinks, and other goodies they supplied).

On the plus side, all went pretty well - I didn't tell the nurses about my world-traveling, African, intravenous-drug-using, newly tattooed wife who gets "friendly" with HIV-active, uh, well, friends, but that's my business, not theirs (ONLY KIDDING! [I can see the Red Cross people gasping about now!]). Seriously, I checked out well enough to donate! I was reminded of the scene in "Beetlejuice" when he's sitting in the Waiting Room of Lost Souls. I was number 29, but it may as well have been the one Beetlejuice himself got before he switched it.

Anyhow, when I finally made it onto the donation lounger (you know, the beach-chair like thing), I knew I was good to go. My nurse, it turns out, and I have a past. - we were once naked together - me on an operating table and she under her uniform. When I wrote Berman's Bits for the area paper, her husband was my editor (small world). In the middle of my draining, two other nurses replaced her - one was in training. Her mentor said things like, "Be sure to shake his thing" and "Shake his bag" (seriously, she really did say that! Until I knew what she was referring to, I wasn't sure what to think!) Fortunately, the second nurse was a good learner and got it all right.

When I was all done, and I was finally ready to leave (the whole thing took 2-1/2 hours), the skies opened up and it poured! It was one of those storms I thought people only saw in Florida. I ran (as much as my ancient body let me) to my car and was literally soaked to the skin! Of course, within a mile, the rain had passed and the sun was out, and so it goes.

I gave my first blood in 1967. I was in the National Guard at basic training (Fort Dix, NJ) and was given the choice of an afternoon off if I donated. I figured it couldn't be worse than the training. I was right. Today was my 48th time giving!

Later.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Guest Blogger #1!


I have to change my mindset! I am no longer a teacher, so I am freer to say what I really think (but it is still quite hard for me to do it at this point - 31 years of self-censorship doesn't just go away overnight).

Anyhow, I have a guest Blogger today (that's him to the left, not me)! I have been reading this gentleman's words for years and was lucky enough to meet him and hear him speak this past year. The connection with my opening: he has done what I haven't been able to - that is be able to freely speak his mind (and write his words) and not care what others think. My work environment was such that the wrong thing said equaled big problems, so I learned to be quiet (or at least very,
very carefully watch what I said). Anyhow, the column below arrived today, and I wanted to share it with my readers. The words below pretty much nail our messed-up country today! Read it, and then read it again. I hope you understand and agree. The following is reprinted with permission (assuming "Go for it, Dave" constitutes permission). Enjoy:

THE MIDDLE ROAD: AMERICA'S DESERTED WASTELAND
By Joe Klock, Sr.
As this is being written, our nation is celebrating its 232nd birthday, with gasoline at an all-time high throughout the land and public optimism, in some areas, seemingly finding lower ground on a daily basis.
Having lived through more than a third of America's history (35.345% for anal retentive readers), I have mixed emotions about its present status and future prospects.
To be sure, I applaud the fact that this country has survived a risky birth, a frail infancy and multiple crises, but I'm saddened by some of the changes in public attitude and governmental practices.
Although it is a time-honored policy among political partisans to "point with pride" to all of the principals and principles identified with their parties and "view with alarm" all those of the opposition, the polarization of these views has become increasingly rigid and mean-spirited.
Regrettably, in this presidential election year, it is customary to slap labels on those either holding office, seeking office or merely taking positions on matters politic.
At the highest level, one candidate is seen as oozing leftward, while the other sidles subtly to the right - both, presumably to attract new supporters without abandoning their core sychophants.
The mass media are rife with thinly-concealed propaganda, disguised as news, fact and objective debate. (For evidence of this phenomenon, flip randomly between Fox News and MSNBC between 7:00 pm and bedtime.)
In my small corner of the wordworking world, I have been accused of being both conservative and liberal, often with an accompaniment of pejorative comments and suggestions that my IQ and age are numerically equal numbers.
I plead, incidentally, guilty to both charges, tending to be conservative as to most economic matters and generally liberal in the social arena.
That said - and here I might start losing some of you readers - I feel strongly that those tendencies (an important word there) reflect the position of most Americans who do not fit into the inflexible mold of extremism.
In other words, most of us TEND to be the kind of moderates which most partisans PREtend to be in their public personae.
Also, most of us (exceptions noted above) are willing to concede that those with whom we disagree are not entirely wrong in their beliefs - except in such irreconcilable matters as the support of athletic teams and the proper seasoning of chili con carne.
In the language of partisanese, compromise is regarded as a hateful four-letter word, more appropriately replaced by either the flipping of one finger or the pointing of another.
This is why the blame game is played with respect to such problems as:
- Our hopeless-in-the-short-run dependency on fossil fuels.
- Our rape and pillage of a once-solvent Social Security fund.
- Our sailor-on-leave deficit spending policies.
- The surrender of policy-making to lobbyists and special interests.
- The transformation of our electoral process to an e-Bay auction.
- Our progressive departure from recognizing a power higher than ourselves.
- Disrespect for the flag and disdain of patriotism.
- Almost automatic reelection of underperforming public officials.
- An increase in laws and decrease in order.
- Shameless pandering to illegal immigrants and their (voting) supporters.
- Scorn from some international enemies and screwings from some friends.
All of these national scourges - among many others - are hot topics in the current campaign atmosphere, but have roots dating back through several presidencies and congressional transitions.
So when a single finger is flipped outward in the present, several others point backward, and none of our major problems can be laid on the doorstep of a single party, candidate or the immediate past.
What is missing in the "Sturm und Drang" of our current situation is an invasion by our elected leaders and self-appointed opinionists into the largely unoccupied wasteland of compromise.
Therein often is heard such encouraging words as "you have a point there," and "let's sit down and hammer out a solution" and "I said something really stupid, didn't I?" and "WE made a mistake, folks."
Until such sensible dialogue comes into vogue, we'll continue to be misguided by the rhetoric of those "pride pointers" and "alarm viewers," while the future Fourths of our descendants shape up as less festive occasions, with more candles, but smaller cakes.
Disagree with me if you wish, but please spare me the fingers!
One final thought: Oh, say, can you see any familiar figures in that middle ground?
Great lyrics for a new National Anthem, maybe, as our star-spangled banner doth seem to be wavering a bit.
Freelance wordworker Joe Klock, Sr. (joeklock@aol.com) is a winter Floridian who summers in Holderness, New Hampshire. More of his "Klockwork" can be found at www.joeklock.com. The KlockWorks, Inc., P.O. Box 72, Holderness, NH 03245
Phone: (603) 968-4449 E-Fax: (954) 333-2944 Web: www.joeklock.com
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Everything was Rainbow, Rainbow, Rainbow...

Except for my usual minor complaints (getting up at 4 AM [Kim and Jessie did - I made it to 5 AM] and a two-hour drive each way, today's horse show at Furnace Brook Farm was a good one! While our showing is not about the ribbons, Jessie did earn eight ribbons out of ten classes including several in 2-foot fence jumping at a canter. Some of her placings were in classes of 10, 11, and 12 riders! She held her own and performed admirably (as did Dixie [aka Southern Constellation], her horse). Setting the tone for the day was when Trainer (and good friend) Sarah found a heads-up good-luck quarter.

The picture above is from our dinner stop on the way home. Keen observers will see the rainbow that shone on our trip back. Jessie is feeding apple slices to the camera-shy Dixie (if you know what you are looking for, you can see her ear). We did run into some severe thunderstorms on our return trip, but we made it safe and sound.

This show was a step up from our usual area shows. There were some great riders and horses there. Jessie has come so far so quickly this year; she's now riding with a confidence that was not present earlier. We are all so proud of her.

Later.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Close your eyes...

Close your eyes, click your heels three times, and say, "There's no place like the ocean; there's no place like the ocean...."

Seems like just yesterday we were complaining about the amount of snow we had last winter. Interestingly, today is the last day in NH that can be counted toward a season's total snowfall, the last of which was certified as the snowiest in a hundred years but still 2-1/2 inches shy of the all-time record since recorded totals. Meanwhile, the pattern of hot, humid days and chance of afternoon thunder showers continues. I tempted fate today and went out on my motorcycle for a few errands. I did get smacked in the face by a few raindrops, but anything big held off. I pretty much am a fair-weather rider. Normally, I get within three miles of my home before the skies open up, but today was fine riding. Gas up our way is $3.98 today, down from $4.01. Now that I think about it, I could probably make the case for domestic terrorism with what's happening with prices. I have a budget plan for oil with which I pay year 'round. The plan will be "re-evaluated in January, but my current monthly bill is $575... and I thought last year's was high at $269. As many switch to wood, I can only imagine where cord prices are headed. I got tired of schlepping wood every day, so I went with oil. My back is shot (or at least wounded, so that's not an easy option this year. Besides, the space I kept the wood is currently filled with horses, hay, and shavings (not to mention a few new-found kittens currently being fed by Miss Kim). Sigh.

I attended my first official Retirees' Breakfast today. On the last Monday of each month, recent and not-so-recent retirees (former colleagues) gather at a downtown diner for breakfast. Some weeks, four or five people show up - today there were 17. Of course, the diner had one cook on and was busy to boot. I didn't get what I ordered, but it was close enough to keep my mouth shut (except to shovel in the food). We sat at a long table (several slid together), so we were limited to talking to those in our area (actually, there was a little bit of yelling, so we really weren't that limited. We covered topics like safe investments (an oxymoron these days) and good books (I have already forgotten the names I was given).

Well, Jess and I have to head into the big city to feed friends' horses (they're out of town for a few days). Hope all's well with all of you.

Later.

Friday, June 20, 2008

ConGRADuations!

After spending nearly half an hour trying to resize the picture to the left and remove the red eye, I have only partially succeed in my mission. I should have checked with the computer expert (also pictured left), but she's busy.

Regardless, the ever-effervescent Miss Jessica has taken the next big step in her life journey - she has been graduated from her middle school and will be attending high school in a few short months. Somehow, I can't picture her ready to be reading Shakespeare., but what do I know? I can't even picture her ready for high school, but that's something I have to deal with.

My daughter in high school? Oy! Maybe there's some mistake - maybe she really does want me to read Goodnight Moon or Owl Babies one more time... or maybe I don't know where the time has gone and that my little girl isn't so little anymore. Of course, I haven't changed at all - I am still 46... aren't I? At this point, I offer the following for you to cut and paste in your browser: http://tinyurl.com/3txkrd
There are certain songs I have trouble getting through, and this is one of them... especially at this time looking at Jess's picture.

Well, that's it for now.

Later.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Retirement... or "Renewal"?

On the day of my high school's annual yearbook assembly, the principal called up this year's five retirees to be recognized (which was strange because I honestly thought everyone knows who I am and what I look like - as if people are going to point and say, "There he is! There's Berman! I recognize him!"). So, as I stood with the others before the gathered multitudes who were madly clapping and cheering for us, a bizarre thought entered my mind - I felt like I was very much a part of the "Renewal" scene from "Logan's Run" (the 1976 movie in which people led a perfect, seamless existence until the age of 30 at which time they were required to go to the public spectacle of "Renewal," which everyone saw as, well, Renewal, but, in fact, turned out to be the entertaining extravaganza of eradication (no wonder some people ran). I felt we were being put on display before going out to permanent pasture.

As of 8:28 AM on Thursday, June 12th, I walked out of my school for the last time as a direct part of it; I will never return except on the other side of the desk as the Ever-effervescent Miss Jessica's father (as a parent). I will never again walk in at 6:45 AM to check my mailbox, never again sign on at the desk top computer to check my email, never again sit with my class at the annual yearbook assembly, never again, well, you get the idea. I will, however, have to stop at the main office to get a visitor's badge. My retirement was the closing of one door, but at the same time was the opening of another. I haven't really looked through the new door yet, but it awaits me; all I have to do is step through and see what's on the other side. Right now, first I have to catch my breath and see where I am before I see where I am going. I will let you know what I find.

Later.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Will Work for Health Insurance!

Well, it's official - I am now unemployed!

The best part is I jumped through the last-day checking out hoops (even turning in the key that got me into faculty and staff restrooms) and made it home in time to see the latest episode of Maury! That's my (no-longer) secret pleasure, and I wasn't disappointed - today's theme is "I had sex with two sisters... Am I their babies' daddy?" Classic.

On the other hand, the thought that I am now without job keeps creeping into my conscious. This checkout day was like all the others, so there was no big deal there, but come late August, I won't be getting the welcome back letters as I will no longer be an employee. I won't have to get back into the routine of getting up at my usual 5:20 AM. This afternoon is the retirement party for me and the four others who will join me in the ranks of the unemployed. I have enough saved for a few months of fun and frolicking before panicking sets in, but I won't wait - I may take a week or two and then begin beating the bushes for a job. The biggest problem is health insurance. Even with a state subsidy, the plan I have to use will result in well over $900 a month being taken out of my retirement check resulting in the title for this post. That doesn't leave a lot.

Well, I have a party waiting, so more later.

Later.

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